Disney XD’s September 2014 Premiere Highlights
via press release:
September 2014 Programming Highlights
All programming subject to change
Sunday, September 7
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors “Agent Venom”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
When Spider-Man’s classmate Flash Thompson is infected with Venom, will he become a hero or Spidey’s newest villain?
Monday, September 8
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Gravity Falls“Sock Opera”
(9:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
Mabel decides to put on a sock puppet rock opera to impress a local puppeteer, but her show goes awry when Dipper’s drive to uncover journal secrets leads to a supernatural disaster.
Sunday, September 14
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors “Cloak & Dagger”
(10:30 AM – 11:00 AM ET/PT)
Spider-Man and Dr. Strange attempt to help the super-powered runaways Cloak & Dagger, but the mystical Dormammu has other plans.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
The 7D “Grim the Dragon / Free Teensy”
(7:00 PM – 7:30 PM ET/PT)
“Grim the Dragon” – Hildy turns Grim into a dragon in an attempt to scare the villagers out of Jollywood.
“Free Teensy” – The 7D transport Queen Delightful’s Jolly-Go-Jumbo fish to a body of water that can accommodate his increasing size.
Monday, September 15
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Mighty Med “There’s a Storm Coming”
(8:30 PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
It’s been a year since Skylar lost her powers, so Oliver and Kaz decide to throw her a party to celebrate their one-year anniversary of friendship. But when they learn that Skylar is in danger of losing her powers permanently, Oliver and Kaz set out to get them back.
Sunday, September 21
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors “The Next Iron Spider”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
Spidey’s patience is tested when his old academic rival Amadeus Cho is recruited into S.H.I.E.L.D.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
The 7D “Hildy the Good / The Jollywood Jam”
(7:00 PM – 7:30 PM ET/PT)
“Hildy the Good” – Hildy turns herself into a good witch and becomes best friends with Queen Delightful in an attempt to take over Jollywood.
“The Jollywood Jam” – At a Jollywood concert, Happy’s conductor’s baton accidentally gets switched with Grim’s magic wand leading to a magical music extravaganza.
Monday, September 22
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Boyster “Love at First Sight / Go Fish!”
(4:00 PM – 4:30 PM ET/PT)
“Love at First Sight” – Moluso accidentally bumps into Axelle, a super-tough and scary older pupil and they are both struck by lightning. Could this be love at first sight?
“Go Fish!” – Boyster accidentally breaks Shelby’s precious TV and replaces it with a goldfish. He soon regrets his actions when the fish begins to win more of Shelby’s time and attention.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Camp Lakebottom“Buttastic Journey / Monkey See, Monkey Kung Fu”
(4:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET/PT)
“Buttastic Journey” – McGee is shrunk down to the size of an atom and accidently gets slurped up by Buttsquat through his smoothie. Tiny McGee ends up in Buttsquat’s brain where he has control over his body and must save his pals and Camp Lakebottom from a mutant hornet.
“Monkey See, Monkey Kung Fu” – Gretchen loses her Kung Fu Chi and it’s all McGee’s fault. After learning that Rosebud used to be a Kung Fu master, they seek her for help in getting Gretchen’s Chi back by bringing them to defeat the legendary Dark Monkey Kung Fu Master.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Gravity Falls “Soos and the Real Girl”
(8:30 PM – 9:00 PM ET/PT)
Soos needs a date for his cousin Reggie’s engagement party and looks to a dating simulator game to help him talk to girls.
Tuesday, September 23
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Camp Lakebottom“Red Drawn / Pandora’s Jock”
(4:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET/PT)
“Red Drawn” – A travelling salesman visits Lakebottom one boring rainy day and sells McGee a magic pencil. When his drawings start to come to life and overrun the camp, McGee must find a way to erase his monster mistake. Meanwhile, Squirt and Gretchen protect the camp.
“Pandora’s Jock” – Looking to beat his rivals at the first-ever Ickygloomy Slopstical Course Race, McGee summons Trainer Titan to help him shape up for the race. It all backfires when Buttsquat gets his hands on the trainer and turns into a hulking BuffSquat, ready to destroy the competition, literally
Wednesday, September 24
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Camp Lakebottom“Ring Around the Gretchen / Chili Con Carnage”
(4:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET/PT)
“Ring Around the Gretchen” – Gretchen looks to connect with her girly side by entering the Sunny Smiles beauty pageant. McGee finds a ring that he thinks will help inspire her to find her inner girl – maybe a little too much.
“Chili Con Carnage” – McGee and Buttsquat battle over who can make the best chili. When McGee adds some extra spice to his recipe, his concoction boils over and a chili monster emerges. As it wreaks havoc on the camp, McGee realizes he’s bitten off more than he can chew.
Thursday, September 25
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Camp Lakebottom“Valley of the Iguanasquat / The Legend of Wiggly’s Gold”
(4:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET/PT)
“Valley of the Iguanasquat” – When the campers discover a prehistoric valley near Stinky Pits, they also find a cursed gem that has the power to devolve living things – including IguanaSquat, half iguana half Buttsquat. Now the gang is on the journey to reverse their curse and return Buttsquat to his old self.
“The Legend of Wiggly’s Gold” – A fake treasure hunt between the camps takes a real and dangerous turn when the campers find themselves trapped in a cave with Buttsquat hot on the heels of real pirate treasure.
Sunday, September 28
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors “The Vulture”
(8:00 AM – 8:30 AM ET/PT)
Spider-Man tries to track down a mysterious thief known as The Vulture, a young man who can’t remember his past.
Monday, September 29
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Boyster “Quiz Show No No / Fish Humor”
(4:00 PM – 4:30 PM ET/PT)
“Quiz Show No No” – Boyster and Rafik sign Shelby up for a TV game show at which he excels. So that he can take part, Boyster provides the body and Shelby the head. But the other competitors aren’t honest.
“Fish Humor” – Boyster thinks he’s got no sense of humor, or if he has, it’s different from that of his human friends. He decides to work on his repartee, but his desperation to be funny leads to chaos.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Camp Lakebottom“The Superfantastic Mega-Buds / It Came From My Nose”
(4:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET/PT)
“The Superfantastic Mega-Buds” – After touching a glowing orb from outer space, McGee, Gretchen and Squirt get super fantastic mega powers.
“It Came From My Nose” – McGee is sick and confined to his bed. Disobeying Monster ‘s orders, he ventures outside to play. After a sneezing fit, he is hunted down by a giant booger looking to return home to his nose.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja “Welcome Back Catfish / All the Juice That’s Fish to Swim”
(7:00 PM – 7:30 PM ET/PT)
“Welcome Back Catfish” –Catfish Booray returns to Norrisville High as a substitute teacher.
“All the Juice That’s Fish to Swim” –Randy and Howard put investigative reporter Debbie Kang on the trail of the Ninja’s secret identity.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Phineas and Ferb “Lost in Danville / The Inator Method”
(7:30 PM – 8:00 PM ET/PT)
“Lost in Danville” – A mysterious capsule falls into Phineas and Ferb’s back yard and unleashes something they cannot control. Meanwhile, Perry discovers that Doof has been abducted by another evil scientist, Professor Mystery Featuring a story by Damon Lindelof and guest starring Terry O’Quinn (“Lost”) as Professor Mystery and Jane Kaczmarek (“Malcolm in the Middle”) and Rob Morrow (“Numb3rs”) as Denise and Bernie, respectively.
“The Inator Method” – Phineas and Ferb create their own model solar system. Meanwhile, Doof leads a motivational seminar for inventors.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Lab Rats “Armed and Dangerous”
(9:00 PM – 9:30 PM ET/PT)
Leo can’t resist showing off his new bionic arm in front of Janelle, but it quickly goes out of control. Agent Graham promotes the kids as bionic celebrities, but when they realize they missed a mission because of him, they decide it’s time to get Davenport back as their leader.
Tuesday, September 30
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Camp Lakebottom“McGee the Mermaid / Welcome to Buttcon”
(4:30 PM – 5:00 PM ET/PT)
“McGee the Mermaid” – The kids accidentally resurrect an evil mermaid who floods the camp in her first step to world domination.
“Welcome to Buttcon” – Buttsquat is holding the first-ever Sunny Smilers only comic-con, and to make matters worse, the special guest is McGee’s action star hero, Captain Sterling Starling. When McGee, Gretchen and Squirt sneak into the con, it’s not long before they are acting out scenes from their favorite sci-fi show.
Original Series – Episode Premiere
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja “Julian’s Birthday Surprise / True Bromance”
(7:00 PM – 7:30 PM ET/PT)
“Julian’s Birthday Surprise” –Randy brings the Sorcerer’s Ball to Julian’s magic-themed birthday party and accidentally unleashes its power.
“True Bromance” –Howard finds some other friends to hang with, causing a jealous Randy to plot a way to drive a wedge between Howard and his new bros.